10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
- "I could make a crazy call on you..."
Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.
- Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
- "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
- The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
- never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
- Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
- No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
- Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible.
Lisa: Really? Where?
Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
- "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim