10 Random Poker Quotes
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--Phil Hellmuth
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all
Dick McWatters
- "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
- "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time."
-Phil Hellmuth
- "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
- The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts.
-Gary Carson
- Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
- Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.