10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
• "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
• "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
• There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• "No river, no fish."
• Fold and live to fold again