10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- Darwin takes a toll on the worst poker players because they lose money, Darwin takes a toll on average poker players because they don't make money and they will never be a great poker players, Darwin takes the greatest toll though, on the greatest poker players, because they could be doing something greater.
- The one who bets the most wins;
cards just break ties.
- In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
- "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
- Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in.
--Jarod Kintz
- Never educate a stupid poker player.
- what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
- "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent."
-- David Mamet
- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!