10 Random Poker Quotes

• "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick" -ItalianAce-
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves" ActionDave
• when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
• You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
• You can't let it get you down when somebody knocks you out of a tournament playing a hand they shouldn't have played. Without these types of players, nobody would win any amount of money, so sometimes you just have to take your medicine. - T.J. Cloutier, Championship Omaha
• Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear. -The old sage.
• People who play poker often wear raw hide.
• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.