10 Random Poker Quotes

• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.
• The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.
• A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples... -doyle brunson, circa 1986
• "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
• I don't really mind getting bad beats. Of course, 9 times out of 10, my superior cards will win. But that 1 time in 10 that someone catches lucky cards and beats me, I don't get mad. Because each of the next 9 times they think they can catch something adds another inch to my television.
• Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-
• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all Dick McWatters