10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament
-Phil Helmuth
- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
- If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
- "That's the best I ever misread a hand."
Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway
- Please screen your these quotes, most of the crap people submit here don't classify as poker quotes at all, they just express how badly those persons misunderstand the game of poker or how proud they are that they understand elemntry concepts such as "counting outs" or "pot odds", no one cares jerks
- "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
- Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
- "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
- Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
- "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio