10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I'm a better poker player than I am a player.
-RedGrant
- "I guess there's nothing left but all in."
-Greg Raymer
- If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
- Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
- If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
- Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
- The all-in play works everytime but once.
- "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
- I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament
-Phil Helmuth
- Sucking out won't help you.
The only cure for stupidity is losing.
-- The BRICK --