10 Random Poker Quotes

• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph
• When you win... Rub it in!!! When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!! Los Altos Dirt Bikers
• when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
• "I guess there's nothing left but all in." -Greg Raymer
• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
• This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare
• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer