10 Random Poker Quotes

• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
• "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
• "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity." ---Lee Jones
• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
• Liquor up front, poker in the rear
• It's Free To Fold...
• "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family." -Uncle Remus