10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I'd rather be lucky than good" - Lefty Gomez
• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
• Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
• Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
• Welcome to kicker school
• I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum. --The 5 card stud---