10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
- I should have stayed home and played with myself.
- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
- Those eggs smell delicious!
- "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion
- "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time."
-Phil Hellmuth
- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.