10 Random Poker Quotes

• Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
• I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
• "I guess there's nothing left but all in." -Greg Raymer
• "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
• "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
• "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
• People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.