10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
• I'm a better poker player than I am a player. -RedGrant
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
• Fook the floosh droo!
• "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
• I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...