10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
- Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
- The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
- it is true that you may fool all of the people some of the time: you can even fool some of the people all the time: but you can't fool al of the peole all the time.
-Abraham Lincoln
- Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."
- Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher.
-Amarillo Slim
- Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
- Never educate a stupid poker player.
- you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)