10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle" -- Anonymous $4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table, Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977
• Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand. One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good." H.L.B. Tunica, MS
• "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family." -Uncle Remus
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• I'm just looking for a way to get outa here.... --------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
• See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!