10 Random Poker Quotes

• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare
• "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family." -Uncle Remus
• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
• "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)
• God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.