10 Random Poker Quotes

Those eggs smell delicious!
Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
"Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
(after a particularly bad beat) "that was a terrible call" "it's called gambling" "no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
" Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."