10 Random Poker Quotes
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--Phil Hellmuth
- in the poker game of life women are the rake
- Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
- "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
- Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
- All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
- "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn"
--Jack "Treetop" Straus--
- I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
- Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
- Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all
Dick McWatters