10 Random Poker Quotes

• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
• God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
• I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
• "Why do you think the same five guys make it to the final table of the World Series of Poker EVERY YEAR? What, are they the luckiest guys in Las Vegas?" - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
• Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher. -Amarillo Slim
• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.
• Welcome to kicker school
• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com