10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- It's Free To Fold...
- Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
- If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me.
-- Dan Nelson
- Fold and live to fold again
- never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
- Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
- Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker
- I can't raise it up.
- Cow Jacobs
- If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!