10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Concentrate.
Don't do anything stupid.
Catch some cards.
----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
- Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
- Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won.
-Will Schwarz
- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
- "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." --Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion
- The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing.
--Nick the Greek
- The all-in play works everytime but once.
- There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
- If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?