10 Random Poker Quotes

• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
• Those eggs smell delicious!
• Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
• Welcome to kicker school
• "Why do you think the same five guys make it to the final table of the World Series of Poker EVERY YEAR? What, are they the luckiest guys in Las Vegas?" - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
• A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples... -doyle brunson, circa 1986
• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'