10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- When you win... Rub it in!!!
When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!!
Los Altos Dirt Bikers
- "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
- "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
- "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses."
Alex Powers
- Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
- Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
- If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
- If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
- Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
- Those eggs smell delicious!