10 Random Poker Quotes

• Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
• After taking a beat: "How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!" -Phil Hellmuth Jr.
• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
• No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
• I'm enough of a dreamer to realize it might have been that elusive something a gambler calls luck. But, I'm also enough of a realist to know that in general we make our own luck - through knowledge, skill and experience.- Doyle Brunson
• Sucking out won't help you. The only cure for stupidity is losing. -- The BRICK --
• Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear. -The old sage.
• There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
• See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
• (after a particularly bad beat) "that was a terrible call" "it's called gambling" "no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"