10 Random Poker Quotes

• Why not, when some because there are three.
• I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
• "I'd rather be lucky than good" - Lefty Gomez
• The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
• If you play 69, always bet on the come.
• If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
• After taking a beat: "How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!" -Phil Hellmuth Jr.
• God does not play dice with the universe; He plays an ineffible game of his own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of any of the other players, to being involved in an obscure and complex version of poker in a pitch dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a dealer who won't tell you the rules, and who smiles all the time. --Gaiman and Pratchett's "Good Omens"
• when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
• You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.