10 Random Poker Quotes

• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
• In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
• Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• Acey Deucy Never Leucy --Phil Hellmuth
• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.