10 Random Poker Quotes

• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
• Acey Deucy Never Leucy --Phil Hellmuth
• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
• it is true that you may fool all of the people some of the time: you can even fool some of the people all the time: but you can't fool al of the peole all the time. -Abraham Lincoln
• some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
• "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
• You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
• "See, in my world - the world of high-stakes gin and poker - we play for cold, hard cash. It's all business, pure and simple. Anyone who thinks cardplaying is a 'game' - I'll show you a loser. Money... M-O-N-E-Y. That's how you measure success. One dollar at a time. One chip at a time. That's how you keep score." Stu Unger
• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• I'm a better poker player than I am a player. -RedGrant