10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
- when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
- The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing.
--Nick the Greek
- "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
- I can't raise it up.
- Cow Jacobs
- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
- Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
- Where's the buffet?
-Doyle Brunson
- "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle"
-- Anonymous
$4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table,
Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977