10 Random Poker Quotes

• After taking a beat: "How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!" -Phil Hellmuth Jr.
• Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
• "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)
• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
• Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
• Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
• "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim