10 Random Poker Quotes

• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph
• "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good." H.L.B. Tunica, MS
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
• The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.
• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow