10 Random Poker Quotes

• No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
• The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts. -Gary Carson
• Concentrate. Don't do anything stupid. Catch some cards. ----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
• Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
• "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck" - Phil Hellmuth
• "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
• Welcome to kicker school
• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.