10 Random Poker Quotes

• Fold and live to fold again
• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
• "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
• never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
• The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing. --Nick the Greek
• Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
• After taking a beat: "How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!" -Phil Hellmuth Jr.
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."