10 Random Poker Quotes

• I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
• See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
• Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher. -Amarillo Slim
• "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
• Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear. -The old sage.
• "That's the best I ever misread a hand." Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway