10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
• "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• Sucking out won't help you. The only cure for stupidity is losing. -- The BRICK --
• In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
• Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.
• Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo