10 Random Poker Quotes

• Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
• Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
• People who play poker often wear raw hide.
• Liquor up front, poker in the rear
• Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
• "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
• I'm a better poker player than I am a player. -RedGrant
• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from