10 Random Poker Quotes

• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
• "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• "What've you got, Layne?" "You BEAT." Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow. $ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day 2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach
• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• "I guess there's nothing left but all in." -Greg Raymer
• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.