10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP
• "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
• When you win... Rub it in!!! When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!! Los Altos Dirt Bikers
• "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all." -Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
• Liquor up front, poker in the rear
• There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker
• "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family." -Uncle Remus