10 Random Poker Quotes

• Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with. Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• The all-in play works everytime but once.
• "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." --Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion
• "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back" anon
• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.