10 Random Poker Quotes

• i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
• Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves" ActionDave
• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
• Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
• "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all." -Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!