10 Random Poker Quotes

• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)
• Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
• when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
• "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
• The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
• Poker is for loners.
• Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
• Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.