10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
• when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
• I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
• This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare
• Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?