10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
- If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
- "All-in, bitches!!!"
- The greatest feeling is when you've broken your opponent's spirit & crushed his confidence. The fact that you've taken both his bankroll & the shirt off his back is just a bonus.
Tom V. (Livonia, Michigan)
- this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
- "I guess there's nothing left but all in."
-Greg Raymer
- You have to piss with the dick you have
- "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
- I should have stayed home and played with myself.
- the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.