10 Random Poker Quotes

"I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn" --Jack "Treetop" Straus--
(after a particularly bad beat) "that was a terrible call" "it's called gambling" "no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
" Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher. -Amarillo Slim
In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
in the poker game of life women are the rake
This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
Poker is for loners.