10 Random Poker Quotes

• Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob
• When you win... Rub it in!!! When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!! Los Altos Dirt Bikers
• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
• To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
• In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
• im going to 2 out you to death
• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow