10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "No river, no fish."
- "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
- You have to piss with the dick you have
- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
- It's Free To Fold...
- You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all
in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns
over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen
that before, and ...."
- Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible.
Lisa: Really? Where?
Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
- Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
- in the poker game of life women are the rake
- If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me.
-- Dan Nelson