10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
• never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
• When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity." ---Lee Jones
• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
• "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott, "Rounders"
• Fook the floosh droo!
• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak