10 Random Poker Quotes

• "No river, no fish."
• Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak
• "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck exactly 9 times the cards will return to its original position as it were prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
• "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
• Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher. -Amarillo Slim
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
• Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand. One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
• Acey Deucy Never Leucy --Phil Hellmuth
• "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim