10 Random Poker Quotes

• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
• "I guess there's nothing left but all in." -Greg Raymer
• Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• "I'd rather be lucky than good" - Lefty Gomez
• "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time." -Phil Hellmuth
• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
• Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher. -Amarillo Slim
• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
• Fook the floosh droo!