10 Random Poker Quotes

• Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
• "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em." Johnnie Moss
• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
• When you win... Rub it in!!! When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!! Los Altos Dirt Bikers
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
• A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples... -doyle brunson, circa 1986
• if u play for the thrill u are ill
• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
• Sucking out won't help you. The only cure for stupidity is losing. -- The BRICK --